MODERN DAY GREASER

Today marks one month since this magical moment happened. I love you, @rachelrrrose! #rosewedding

You’re welcome, @hephzibahgal! Happy Birthday!

The Beach Boys are an excellent part of this balanced breakfast that I made for @rachelrrrose

‘Cause London is drowning and IIIIIIII… I live by the riv-uuuhh! #morningworkout #classicpunk #theclash #londoncalling (at Planet Fitness)

(From yesterday) My wife is much more FAB than yours. @rachelrrrose

My wife and I are having TACO NIGHT! Wa. BAM. #married #tacosrule

Beautiful, smart, talented, tenacious, and awesome. Happy Mother’s Day to the best mom in the whole wide world! @heidi_rose1023

And it’s even green! #trivia #marvelcomics #thehulk (at Flaming Amy’s Bowl)

An encouraging message attached to a GIANT CUP FILLED WTH MIKE N’ IKES. #teacherappreciationweek

Teachers! Keep it up! You’re “mint” to do this! #teacherappreciationweek